Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Vampires.

As of late all things involving vampires have really pissed me off. Even having to write the word Twilight angers me. I don't care about sparkly teenage vampires hitting on girls or fighting sparkly teenage werewolves. And of course because vampire movies are becoming a bigger genre, of course there has to be a trash Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans type terrible vampire movie. Transylmania? It looks like they went on a binge drink and shot it over a weekend. Well apparently some people like these movies cause they keep making them.

My old highschool had an outbreak of vampires last year, in fact. A bunch of Twilight (raaaaaage) fans organized a club that I assume met and talked about how hot whats-his-face is and 'omg vampires'. Well it turns out some of them really thought they were vampires. One girl actually attacked another one and BIT HER NECK. It made What could possibly make you think that after reading those ridiculous books or seeing those terrible movies that YOU COULD BE A VAMPIRE TOO?! The story made local news, and the school obviously said nothing happened. But three students really thought they were vampires. Idiots.

I hate vampires.

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