You may have thought that I hated Jeff Dunham. Well I do, but my hatred pales in comparison to my hatred for RACHEL RAY. Rachel Ray is a demonspawn brought upon this earth to rain destruction and misery upon the people of the world. She is only famous because she's Oprah's lapdog, fighting with Dr. Phil to let Oprah pet her head. Yumm-o IS NOT A WORD AND WILL NEVER BE A WORD. Every time she opens her mouth I go rage-mode, black out, and have to pay thousands out of court whoever happened to be closest to me at the time. Don't even say her name, it's like Voldermort.
My sisters hate her too. I bought them Rachel Ray cookbooks. They were not amused.
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