RACHEL RAY.

You may have thought that I hated Jeff Dunham. Well I do, but my hatred pales in comparison to my hatred for RACHEL RAY. Rachel Ray is a demonspawn brought upon this earth to rain destruction and misery upon the people of the world. She is only famous because she's Oprah's lapdog, fighting with Dr. Phil to let Oprah pet her head. Yumm-o IS NOT A WORD AND WILL NEVER BE A WORD. Every time she opens her mouth I go rage-mode, black out, and have to pay thousands out of court whoever happened to be closest to me at the time. Don't even say her name, it's like Voldermort.

My sisters hate her too. I bought them Rachel Ray cookbooks. They were not amused.

Finals Week

Hey, let's cram 75% of term work into the last two weeks, that sounds like fun right? I really can't even rant about this anymore. I should be working.

I hate doing work.

Jeff Dunham

Jeff Dunham has got to be the least funny 'comic' ever. His stand up was borderline bearable when it was played on tv once a month, but who in their right mind gave him a show? It's even lamer than that other Comedy Central show Secret Girlfriend (don't even bother looking it up), which I had previously thought impossible to do. His 5 stereotype characters aren't funny in the least.

I hate you, Jeff Dunham.

Sawyer Stairs and Elevators

This is very specific to Suffolk, and the people taking the stairs and elevators up and down before and after classes. Nevermind that it's already too packed with people going to twelve different floors in single file up the stairs, some people think that it's acceptable to just stop wherever they are. That staircase is a highway, you have to keep moving or not be in the way. The upper floors have space apart from the stairs, but at the entrance particularly people seem to just stand around and make it impossible to get through. Then there are people who just walk at their own speed. I want MY speed dammit! You're going down the stairs, stop checking your text messages. It's even worse when TWO people walk side by side down the stairs at that speed, it's a moving roadblock of agony.

Now, about the elevators. Every day when I have to go to the 11th floor, if it's not the 'express' elevator that takes as long as the rest of them, someone will take it to the 3rd or 4th floor. ARE YOU THAT LAZY? You really can't walk up one or two flights of stairs, so you'll wait in a huge line making it longer for people who are going 4 times as high as you are. Yeah, I give you the death stare as you walk out of the elevator. I'm not even going to go into the irony of how hypocritical I am, being myself quite lazy; this is one of the few things I'm not lazy about. In fact, it pisses me off. I would tell them, but I'm too lazy. I meant what I said about the lazy part.

Vampires.

As of late all things involving vampires have really pissed me off. Even having to write the word Twilight angers me. I don't care about sparkly teenage vampires hitting on girls or fighting sparkly teenage werewolves. And of course because vampire movies are becoming a bigger genre, of course there has to be a trash Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans type terrible vampire movie. Transylmania? It looks like they went on a binge drink and shot it over a weekend. Well apparently some people like these movies cause they keep making them.

My old highschool had an outbreak of vampires last year, in fact. A bunch of Twilight (raaaaaage) fans organized a club that I assume met and talked about how hot whats-his-face is and 'omg vampires'. Well it turns out some of them really thought they were vampires. One girl actually attacked another one and BIT HER NECK. It made What could possibly make you think that after reading those ridiculous books or seeing those terrible movies that YOU COULD BE A VAMPIRE TOO?! The story made local news, and the school obviously said nothing happened. But three students really thought they were vampires. Idiots.

I hate vampires.